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Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.



Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.



Law of Probability:
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.



Law of the Telephone:
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.



Law of the Alibi:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.



Variation Law:
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).




Law of the Bath:
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.



Law of Close Encounters:
The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.



Law of the Result:
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.



Law of Biomechanics:
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.



Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.



Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold




Law of ********:
No matter where you go, there you are.



Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.



Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.



Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

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